As it is to write a biography about yourself, here goes a shot at nothing. Considered by most to be the craziest and funniest of the group, he has been getting worse, and getting worse he's been. Agreed. Mike's crazy frolics, uniquely irritating voice, strange happenings, outlandish behavior, displayed actions of stupidity, non-genialness, laughs, odd humor, and bad jokes are a immaculate description of him. However when classified by intelligence he is a dime short of a dollar. Although this humor is fond somewhat unique (straight up dumb) at times, and understood by no one but himself or maybe just understood but not found humorous (by himself and others to agree), its all gravy though. Count on irrelevant discussions, good laughs, and fun times, parried in irritating and annoyed manner when Ho is around. With all this in mind this makes Ho and excellent contribution to the brotherhood...I guess.

Brotherly Whatnot

Trademark Line	Thats crAAAAAAAzy!
Trademark Headgear	Rastafaria
Trademark Sport	running, running, running, is that even a sport?
Signature Bowling Move(s)	Handstand ball, Madbackspin, Fling, Brute Force
Signature Stupid Human Trick(s)	Handspring, Handstand, Worm, Kick-up
Signature Dance/Morph	Pencil Sharpener, Kick n'Spin
Nokia	Nokia 5190, Cingular Activation
Mystic Portal Speed	76
Automobile	89 Pontiac Bonneville (P.O.S!)

Brotherly Statistics (all stats go from best to worst)

Athleticism	3rd	Profoundness	4th
Attractiveness	tba	Teased	1st
Sarcasm	3rd	Self-Consciousness/Insecurity	3rd
Crazyness	1st	Blackitude	4th
Organization	1st	Laid back/Eased	2nd
Eliteness	3rd	Resourceful	3rd
G.P.A.	4th	Paranoid	3rd
Foolishness/Carelessness	3rd	Balls	1st
Strength	1st	Hairiness	1st
Musical Talent/Ability	4th	Attendance	3rd
Female Popularity	2nd	Bessed Dressed	3rd
Driving (golf balls)	3rd	Driving (vehicluar device)	4th
Consumption	tba	Complaining (complains least)	3rd
Tiredness	2nd	Observation	4th
Entertained (First to Laugh)	2nd	Trustworthy/Dependability	4th
Snake	4th	Longest Streak...you know...	3rd
Most like Donny	3rd	Most like Hoho	1st
Most like Shane-O-Mac	3rd	Most like Stizoltz	2nd

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